Amy Fortier

Weight Loss Fantasies

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C’mon, don’t act like you don’t have one. You know you have a secret fantasy of what you’ll do when you “finally lose the weight.” Whether it’s going to your class reunion in a smoking hot little black dress and seeing your ex-boyfriend’s jaw drop, pulling off a Michelle Pfeiffer on the piano act, or, gentlemen, creating a Diet Coke break moment for the ladies in your neighborhood while mowing the lawn, we all have them.

I’ll tell you a secret. I have one too. It’s rather…silly. What you have to know first is that 1) Halloween is my favorite holiday and 2) I’m a bit of a closet geek. That being said, my secret weight loss fantasy is to go to a Halloween party in this —>

There.

I said it.

Maybe this is the year it will happen.

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